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Episode One

307 - The Ascension Ritual of Hmm. the Alien

Episode One

Episode One

Comedy

4.8858 Ratings

🗓️ 9 November 2023

⏱️ 62 minutes

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Summary

Hmm. the Alien (@cringe_genius) says goodbye to his human bowling pals Grover Skirts (Branson), Cecil Monte Cristo (Andrew), and Clever Tim (Charles). E1 on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/e1podcast

Transcript

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0:00.0

The following is an archived podcast presented by the Branson and Hudson Foundation for Podcast Recovery, a Charles Austin company.

0:07.0

It is the first and only episode of the podcast.

0:09.7

Welcome to episode one.

0:11.6

Oh, another strike.

0:13.6

Nice one.

0:14.5

Hey, uh, hmm, something's going on there with your goatee.

0:18.2

Sorry, were you talking to me or were you just saying, hmm?

0:21.6

Hmm? I think you're talking to you or were you just saying, hmm? Hmm?

0:22.1

I think he was talking to you, hmm.

0:23.8

I think I figured out a way to pretty naturally get that one in the flow of the conversation, right?

0:28.8

Hmm?

0:29.3

Yeah, I like it.

0:30.6

You can tell I'm doing a name and I'm not just thinking about what I said, right?

0:34.6

Yeah, I guess it's always hard when you end it with a question, but I feel like...

0:39.3

I'm ending it with your name.

0:40.3

Your name is hmm.

0:42.3

Yeah.

0:43.3

Sure.

0:44.3

You know, hmm, before we met you, I used to think that 100 was the best score in bowling.

0:48.3

And now that you've been teaching us how to bowl, I'm getting strikes like left and right,

0:51.3

honestly.

0:52.3

It's all about hitting the pins exactly right.

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