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Episode One

E2 #43 - The Mr. Hoss Ohio of the Year Round 2 [Patreon Preview]

Episode One

Episode One

Comedy

4.8858 Ratings

🗓️ 11 April 2023

⏱️ 5 minutes

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Summary

Judges Croak Munch (@necrobranson) and Toby Topp (@charlesraustin) welcome returning contestants Baxton Decker (@len0killer), Catfish (@jakebrodes), and Jason Beandip (@intellegint) to compete for the title of Mr. Ohio. Full episode on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/posts/81368188

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0:00.0

How you been back since last time we saw you?

0:04.3

May I be frugal with you?

0:07.3

Yeah, always.

0:10.1

So I'm going to keep it a buck.

0:12.3

I finally, after years of chasing and longing and basically looking,

0:19.9

I finally managed to establish a sexual relationship with my baby mama.

0:26.0

Oh, wow.

0:27.4

You know, we got two kids together,

0:28.8

but I never actually been with the girl in an intimate sense until recently.

0:33.7

But I figure, you know, it's like the miracle of life and all that.

0:36.9

You know, it's like if we're going and all that, you know, it's like,

0:38.2

if we're going to have kids together, I want to know where they came from.

0:44.2

What's, uh, what do you mean intimate?

0:46.6

Like, so like, the way, like, they wanted me to take a majority test for the, um... laboria majority no that for like the um the kid

1:00.1

child's remorse well who wanted you to basically like everybody but like the way i see it

1:07.8

like so you know i used i used to work at Jiffy Loop right

1:12.9

and they used to have me

1:15.4

congratulations yeah yeah no it's like

1:17.8

yeah for real but it's like so I used to be

1:20.9

like up really close to the cash registers

1:23.2

and shit and like I just hearing like all the numbers

1:26.4

and all that shit.

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