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Episode One

277 - The Botanical Gardens of Opulence

Episode One

Episode One

Comedy

4.8858 Ratings

🗓️ 13 April 2023

⏱️ 61 minutes

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Summary

Genetic engineers Dr. Honus (@necrobranson) and Mr. Neptune (@charlesraustin) introduce new guy New Guy (@intellegint) to the wonders of Opulence's botanical garden before the Festival of the Flowerbaby. E1 on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/e1podcast

Transcript

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0:00.0

The following is an archived podcast presented by the Branson and Hudson Foundation for Podcast Recovery.

0:05.6

This podcast is entitled The Botanical Gardens of Opulence. It is the first and only episode of the podcast.

0:12.2

Welcome to episode one. All right, just this way here. Through this crevasse, yes, yes, yes, we're almost there.

0:17.9

To the botanical gardens of opulence.

0:21.1

You'll love it.

0:21.8

Just one second.

0:22.9

Around here.

0:23.8

Wow.

0:24.3

I can't believe I'm finally here.

0:26.4

I've been waiting years for this.

0:28.2

You know, when I was in college, all I could think about was coming here and working under you and Mr.

0:35.1

Neptune here.

0:35.7

And I can't believe I'm actually here, day one.

0:39.9

Well, new guy, you haven't seen anything yet. I would say that Mr. Neptune and I are probably

0:46.2

the least impressive things at the botanical gardens. You'll be amazed. And just in a few seconds

0:53.5

as we come through here,

0:55.3

Mr. Neptune,

0:56.3

can you grab that for me right there?

0:57.7

Oh, sure.

0:58.6

Move that out of the way.

0:59.6

Here's right here.

1:00.9

Ladies and gentlemen,

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