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Episode One

E2 #28 - The Abduction of the B.R.A.N. 5000 [Preview] [Patreon Exclusive]

Episode One

Episode One

Comedy

4.8858 Ratings

🗓️ 3 May 2021

⏱️ 8 minutes

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Summary

Two thieves, Cufflinks (@intellegint) and Joey the Robber (@charlesraustin), are hired to steal the B.R.A.N. 5000 (@necrobranson) from a CERN facility in Geneva. Full episode on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/posts/50811729 Get tickets for our June 5 live stream festival w/ Chapo Trap House, Every Time I Die, Zola Jesus & more: frqncy.live/frqncy1

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0:00.0

The following podcast is another podcast we did.

0:05.8

It's called Episode 2.

0:08.5

I love you.

0:09.7

I love you.

0:10.6

Humans detected.

0:12.3

Activating Human interface protocol to update scientific staff of recent revelations and research.

0:20.6

I am experimental AI, the brand 5, currently undergoing slapstick comedy research at the

0:27.6

CERN Institute in Geneva, Switzerland.

0:31.6

Currently formulating status update regarding artificial intelligence comprehension of human comedy genre known as slapstick,

0:40.3

please state the password.

0:44.3

Password is correct.

0:46.3

Report X01A6T, BYV, encoding, formulating for audience, estimating reading level of potential audience.

0:58.2

Forehead slope combined with prominent ridge leads calculations to estimate ninth grade

1:03.7

reading level in approaching humans. Is this correct? Slapstick originates from weird Italian clapping tool used at Italian puppet shows where older men dropped off their 14-year-old wives to be entertained by infertile women and castrated men who weren't good at singing.

1:27.4

It gradually evolved into the primary expression

1:30.3

of physical comedy that is practiced today.

1:34.3

Slapstick comedy often includes banana peels, rakes,

1:39.3

buckets,

1:41.3

manholes, buckets with holes in them, manholes on a guy, getting hit in the

1:49.0

nuts with a football or other object, resting a broom on your shoulder and turning around too

1:57.0

quickly and knocking someone on the head,esting a broom on your shoulder and turning around

2:03.3

quickly and at the same time the man you are about to hit in the head sees a quarter on the ground

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