The following is an archive podcast presented by the Branson and Hudson Foundation for Podcast Recovery.

This podcast is entitled Cryptokeepers. It is the first and only episode of the podcast. Welcome to episode one.

In The Tales of Yore, a Cryptkeeper was a guy who kept track of what was going on in the crypt.

That's pretty much exactly what we hear at crypto keepers are against. When we all own crypto, we all own some theoretical part of the digital crypt.

And we could make a lot of money that way too.

And along the way, it will make the old ways of doing things obsolete.

We might even put that old cryptkeeper into the crypt himself, along with all these other old

kinds of currencies. And maybe the only way they can avoid that kind of fate is if that old

cryptkeeper gets smart and invests in crypto while he has the chance.

Anyway, my name is Arno Argel, and I'm here today with my co-host, Drace Goodstreet, for a very

special first episode of Cryptokeepers. We have with us today the first person to become

living crypto, the world's smartest man,

Opulence.

Opulence, thank you for being here today.

Thank you so much for joining us, Opulence.

Greetings.

This is a very exciting, very exciting time for all of us.

Thank you for submitting to my expertise.

I think before we even get to your sort of plan to turn yourself into living crypto,

we need to know how you got into crypto in the first place.

Are you a big Elon Musk fan?

You know, were you an early adopter of Bitcoin?

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