All right. I can read a few of my favorite. I've been studying the book of Uncle Rick, which as everyone knows is my favorite section of the Bible. It personally speaks to me in ways I can't even begin to express. Why don't I just go through a couple of my passages and I want you, boys, after I read them, to tell me how you interpret it.

Sure, you read one and then we'll discuss a little bit and that's perfect.

This is from the book of Uncle Rick, Reloaded, Brotherhood, Genoceri saga.

And this is from the book of Mason Jars within it.

And the elf approached the York who was wearing a tank top shirt, and his muscles were

wet with his manliness.

And the elf approached the ork who said, aren't you worried, dear friend?

Does not your wet muscles perchance attract the homosexual?

Who is a man just like you or I, who has made the mistake of imbibing in shellfish, or getting vaccinated, turning them immediately homosexual in the eyes of the Lord?

And the oak said, nay, my friend, for homosexuals cannot physically see me because I have been canceled.

And while it may seem like a curse to get canceled, it isn't in fact a blessing in the eyes of the Lord.

It's a good thing.

And while it's wrong what they are saying about me,

I'm not mad about it.

It's good to me.

And such always good.

We, like Moses was led to Israel,

were led out of Egypt,

which is Twitter,

to Gab, which is the promised land, where we can say what we want

to say, and we do not have to acquiesce to these politically correct demons in the flesh.

There's a new hate crime on the rise and it's called getting ratioed.

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