The following is an archived podcast presented by the Branson and Hudson Foundation for Podcast Recovery.

This podcast is entitled, the Amazon Fulfillment Center Ambassador Cast.

It is the first and only episode of the podcast.

Welcome to episode one.

File in.

Have a seat at the podcasting station.

You are here on behalf of Amazon.

You have pledged fealty to Bezos.

Flashcards have been placed in front of you that include potential talking points and topics.

Some examples are that you have enough water to drink. That air conditioning is bad and can

actually make you sick and that you have fun working here. An example of fun is as follows. Fun to you is

wearing a silly hat while you work hard and efficiently. One hour will be allotted to you to spread

information about working at Amazon as compensation

for your willingness to help Amazon.

We are allowing for you to get a free sandwich and extend your average lunch for 15 minutes

for one day.

Any negativity about Amazon or Amazon fulfillment centers will strip all aforementioned benefits offered.

You will be required one heartfelt Twitter post a week about something like how your co-workers are like family,

or that while working at an Amazon fulfillment center, you have never once been stung by a bee or wasp.

And how the media has never mentioned that, huh?

Failure to comply might cause your Amazon echo recordings of your house to be released to your wife or mother

regarding your recent queries asking for various porn star ages.

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