Bonus: Ch'Changes
Improvised Star Trek
USS Sisyphus
4.9 • 573 Ratings
🗓️ 25 May 2017
⏱️ 8 minutes
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Summary
Talents emerge and a new crew member starts at the most important location on the ship: Starboards.
Rayna Caskey joins the cast as Ensign Bobbie Intern!
Also, you can see Chris, Sean, and Julia at the Cards Against Humanity Live! show at the Greenhouse Theater on Friday April 26th.
https://www.greenhousetheater.org/cardsagainsthumanitylive
Transcript
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| 0:00.0 | Stick around after this bonus scene for some important IST news. |
| 0:10.7 | Uh, hey, Crick. |
| 0:12.3 | Yeah, Commander. |
| 0:13.1 | So the captain's in kind of a bad mood. |
| 0:16.1 | Okay. |
| 0:17.0 | And I think one thing that we could do to cheer him up is find a new chief engineer. |
| 0:22.9 | Okay. |
| 0:23.6 | Because I think he was like, nobody's in charge. |
| 0:26.9 | And like we called down to like Lieutenant Defarge and yelled at him about how nobody's in charge. |
| 0:31.9 | Uh-huh. |
| 0:32.6 | I also think like a new security chief would be handy because every time we talk about security |
| 0:38.2 | starts crying about lady cola uh-huh yeah so which of those do you want to fill |
| 0:43.4 | oh commander i'm i'm already the chief science officer yeah and you're also second officer |
| 0:51.4 | yeah and i'm second officer and And technically I'm head of ops. |
| 0:56.6 | Okay. |
| 0:57.5 | So do you want to pick the new security chief then? |
| 1:02.5 | I'm giving her all I can. |
| 1:04.6 | That's what I like to say. |
| 1:05.6 | Nice. |
| 1:06.3 | I like to say, stop in the name of love. |
| 1:10.6 | I've given her all she can take, sir. |
| 1:12.6 | Stop. |
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