Welcome to an E1 Dungeons and Eagles adventure.

This campaign will be entitled The Lost Pig of Bull Cut Mountain.

My name is Dungeon Master Branson, and I am here joined by four men,

four adventurers who will be setting off on the quest to find the lost pig of Bull Cut Mountain.

Why don't we start by having you guys introduce yourselves as people,

and then we'll go around to characters.

Charles, you want to go first?

Oh, wait, are we introducing ourselves as people?

I'll introduce you. This is Charles.

He's...

That's it. That's all you need to know.

This is just Charles. We got Felix from Champatreb House.

Pulled him right out of Brooklyn Bodengo, where he was getting a hot slice.

We got Andrew, my best friend, who was single.

And we got Nick, who's my second best friend.

And we're all going to be playing some Dungeons and Dragons.

Why don't you guys go around introducing your characters? Alright, so I'm Brother Dundus Dundus Zordon.

I'm a human monk.

You know, he was about that, he was about fast cars, fast women, fast money,

but the lifestyle caught up to him, so he had to kind of get clean and

get pure, so he enrolled in the Temple of Rise and Grind. That is where he began his monk

training, and he's one of these, like, Dragon Ball Z monks that fires, like, energy shit out of his

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