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Episode One

048 - Vice Exclusive: The Audio Logs of HPV Productions

Episode One

Episode One

Comedy

4.8881 Ratings

🗓️ 23 August 2018

⏱️ 67 minutes

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Summary

Leaked tapes reveal a pitch meeting between HPV Productions CEO Leslie Toast, Sr., and writers Mason Lox and Thomas Kinkade, Jr.

Transcript

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0:00.0

The following is an archived podcast presented by the Branson and Hudson Foundation for Podcast Recovery.

0:05.8

This podcast is entitled, Vice Exclusive, the Audio Logs of HPV Productions.

0:11.5

It is the first and only episode of the podcast.

0:14.9

Welcome to episode one.

0:26.1

Guard. Garth Mall for Vice.

0:27.9

Hollywood.

0:29.7

People love the end product.

0:31.8

Movies, television, and other media.

0:34.7

People love the stars, the gossip, the glitz, and the glamour.

0:36.0

But where does it come from?

0:37.2

Is it completely engineered?

0:42.8

It seems almost a betrayal to artistic sensibilities, but even films like Teenagers Live Forever,

0:48.6

the No Bikini Summer, where STDs aren't real, were written, funded, and directed by a squadron of nearly identical old white men chopping cigars who follow Hooters waitresses to their cars.

0:54.0

While we know so much about the fervor surrounding Hollywood, like that... chopping cigars who follow Hooters waitresses to their cars.

0:57.3

While we know so much about the fervor surrounding Hollywood,

1:00.8

like that Kelsey Grammer gave SARS to Post Malone,

1:02.8

that Little Uzi is asexual,

1:06.2

and that there's a secret Kardashian that lives in the attic named Cobus,

1:10.6

we know very little about the business that cranks out these films and these celebrities.

1:16.3

However, a recent leak from former pitchfork, the Atlantic Vice and Stormfront writer Thomas Kincaid Jr.

1:18.4

Reveals the coarseness of the industry.

1:24.4

Thomas has come forward with working conditions at AAA Innovative Content Solutions LLC,

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