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E0 #2 - Syrian Whispers Aryan Ears: The Toad the Turd the Teardrop [Preview] [Patreon Exclusive]

Episode One

Episode One

Comedy

4.8881 Ratings

🗓️ 19 March 2019

⏱️ 21 minutes

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Summary

Performance artists Glans Penis, Salvador Landis, and Matthew Coriander Bausman Hollister discuss their greatest works, their biggest paydays, and the meaning of art.

Transcript

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0:00.0

The following is an archive podcast presented by the Branson and Hudson Foundation for Podcast Recovery.

0:06.0

This podcast is entitled, Syrian Whispers, Aryan Ears, The Toad, the Teard, the Teardrop, Art Dick, and Rigor Mortis.

0:13.6

It is the first and only episode of the podcast. Welcome to episode one.

0:30.0

In the swirling mist of unprecedented corporate green,

0:36.2

men holding large canvas sacks with dollar signs on them,

0:40.1

wearing tuxedos with capitalism written on it.

0:46.7

Porky pig, leading a drone strike from the safety of his McMansion.

0:54.5

The mulling wines of businessmen wanting tax breaks for their new turnobles.

1:14.8

Doves of peace, wielding flaming swords that say Brexit on them, stands a low, pitchy voice, trembling out from beneath the docks, beneath the space platforms, churning out towards the atmosphere to create a new utopia made of timeshares and iPhones, stands a voice,

1:24.6

consortium of sounds, podcast Podcast if you will

1:29.5

Welcome to Syrian Whispers, Arian Ears, Arian Ears,

1:34.6

The Toad, the Tird, the Teard, the Teardrop,

1:37.2

Arts Dick, and Rigor Mortis.

1:40.7

My name is Glan's penis.

1:45.3

I am here with two fellow visionary artists,

1:49.6

two men who have helped redefine what it means to be art in America in the year 2019,

1:57.2

2020, 2021.

1:59.8

I'd like to introduce my good friend Salvador Landis, first of all.

2:06.9

Yes.

2:08.5

And I'd like to get, we have a special treat for you today.

2:11.8

We have the very first unveiling of the artistic persona of persona of methhead mark the real man behind it um

2:24.6

mark would you mind revealing your truth to our listeners hello um my name is matthew coriander, Bousman Hollister.

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