The following is an archive podcast presented by the Branson and Hudson Foundation for Podcast Recovery.

This podcast is entitled TerraHot Emergency Services. It is the first and only episode of the podcast.

Welcome to episode one.

This recording is a monthly podcast funded by the Terre Haught Sheriff's Department and Terahawk Academy of Police.

It is intended for the training purposes only and is not to be redistributed for any reason.

TerraHot Sheriff's Department. What's your emergency?

Yeah, hello. I'm a worker here at one of the Terre Haute museums.

I'm a worker in the library.

Okay. What's your name, sir?

My name is Chud Chimp Waller.

I'd like to report a theft.

Okay, what was the theft?

So, you know, in here we got all these books and they just sit on the shelves, you know,

in the library museum.

Somebody walked in and they just took a book off the shelf.

And I was like, nobody in this town knows how to read, so I knew something was up, you know?

And by the time he stole a couple books, he put him all in a pile, he walked up to me at the counter,

and I was so scared of the thief, I was just like, whatever you want, don't hurt me, just take anything you want,

and he walked out with the books and took him home.

Do you have a description of this man, sir?

He was just an average guy.

Just a class act, you know? He's just about...

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