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Stiff Socks

Trevor Wallace and Michael Blaustein | Audioboom Studios

Stand-up, Comedy

4.9 • 7.5K Ratings

🗓️ 5 December 2022

⏱️ 9 minutes

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Summary

Trev discovered the secret to making women cum? The boys get into that, plus cumming so hard you gotta go to Home Depot, sad holiday meat beating, and a listener story about a run-in with a MILF. Science.

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0:00.0	I was talking about this with somebody the other day.
0:03.8	Growing up, we all have the illusion that there's one Santa.
0:07.1	And then when we go to a mall in our hometown of Thousand Oaks, California, and we see a
0:12.1	Santa, we go, that's the one.
0:14.4	And then our friends, our cousins post photos of a Santa and their mall, and we just think,
0:19.1	oh, he's just making his raps.
0:21.2	That same day, he's just hitting the tour.
0:23.8	We are also at the same time in the mentality.
0:26.8	We're also shitting ourselves.
0:28.8	So our frontal lobe is not really formed.
0:31.0	We know what the hell's happening.
0:32.0	But now you think back, a lot of logic flaws.
0:34.0	100%.
0:35.0	You flush the toilet, you think there's a fucking dinosaur in there.
0:37.6	Why did goldfish get fucking yeeted down there?
0:40.2	Goldfish?
0:41.2	Well, you know, put it under the ground.
0:43.2	Yeah, good.
0:44.2	There's a lot of fish to go down there.
0:45.6	I want to creme at a goldfish.
0:47.1	Not like that, but like, if I had a bed.
0:48.6	Like a dead one?
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