203: Porn on a Plane

Stiff Socks

Trevor Wallace and Michael Blaustein | Audioboom Studios

Stand-up, Comedy

4.9 • 7.5K Ratings

🗓️ 7 December 2022

⏱️ 70 minutes

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The boys try to figure out the best way to close porn on a flight, decide that libraries are just public goon caves, and hear about how Trev got 50 Shades of Friendzoned. They also give a listener some bro code advice and learn that sometime Michael beats it to ads. HUH??

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0:00.0	I think my come to his like warm Haribo's.
0:06.9	Bitch, I'm fucking just like a UPS box a lot of tan.
0:10.8	A lot of tan a lot of tan.
0:12.9	Dude, have you ever seen a hot UPS driver?
0:15.9	Yeah.
0:16.4	Yeah.
0:17.0	Dude, I think I says on this podcast before my mailman is for real hot.
0:22.4	Like, yeah,
0:23.0	Tatted up like hot hot.
0:26.1	Like, what are you?
0:27.0	They literally have a joke about this.
0:28.2	I don't know what you're doing here.
0:29.2	Go, go do a thing.
0:31.2	You put a stamp of your dick and you're like,
0:32.6	I, I'll unwrap that.
0:34.1	You're on wrap it.
0:35.1	Yeah.
0:35.7	Take it off.
0:36.7	Are you gonna wrap in gifts?
0:38.0	I am so bad and it says everything about my life.
0:40.5	Yeah, I actually am good.
0:42.5	It's so funny when people ask,
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