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The 93X half-ass morning show.

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Portions of the day's programming are reproduced by means of electrical transcriptions or tape recording.

And now your Memorial Day weekend forecast from the Weather Channel.

Look for a flurry of activity in the liquor store, turning to widely scattered drinking throughout

the weekend.

Let's take a look at the pros and cons of throwing a Memorial Day barbecue.

Here we go, Pro, it's a three day weekend, cons, and a four day hangover.

There you go.

Hey folks, next week is Memorial Day where we honor and remember those who gave

their life so we could live in a free democracy the best country in the entire

world but we wouldn't be there if it weren't for our

veterans who died in the line of duty. So remember them. Keep your families in our

prayers. Take care.

Isn't the moral of that weekend? Ladies and gentlemen, who is that guy with a drug in the trunk?

It's you.

It's you.

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