Drunken Monkey

93X Half-Assed Morning Show

93X | Cumulus Media Minneapolis | KXXR-FM

Comedy Interviews, Comedy, Music

4.8 • 942 Ratings

🗓️ 23 May 2024

⏱️ 142 minutes

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Summary

Originally Aired May 23, 2024: Your mom's sex noises. Flame Swallowing-Mariachi band fracas. Everything you've ever wanted to know about Boozo The Slut.

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0:00.0	The 93X Half Fast Morning Show podcast is sponsored by Standard Heating and Air Conditioning.
0:04.7	Celebrate Christmas in July with Standard Heating and Air Conditioning.
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0:14.8	Visit standard heating.com to discover all the goodies in Santa's bag.
0:18.6	The 93X Half-ass morning show.
0:22.3	Ninety-nine!
0:24.0	Three.
0:25.0	Er.
0:26.0	It's World Turtle Day.
0:28.0	When I was a little kid, I had a pet turtle.
0:31.0	Tiny little turtle, kept him in an aquarium. Then one summer I went away to camp.
0:37.0	While I was gone at camp, the turtle died. When I got home, my dad lied to me.
0:41.6	Said, Anthony, your turtle is alive and well.
0:44.4	It just went to go live with your mother.
0:47.0	And I believe that.
0:48.3	Tell a couple days later I was digging around in the backyard.
0:51.8	Found my mom's body.
0:54.0	Worst day of my life, I love that turtle.
0:59.0	Back your life at the waterfront village with my friend the zombie Jonathan you're looking good Jonathan just got an awesome face paint job what do you think?
1:08.6	I like turtles. All right. You're great zombie.
1:13.0	Good times here at the waterfront village.
1:16.0	Look who's up, sleepyhead.
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