Dungeons & Deagles: The Rose of Love [Preview] [Patreon Exclusive]

Episode One

Comedy

4.8 • 858 Ratings

🗓️ 15 March 2021

⏱️ 23 minutes

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Gentle King Cornwallis has invited a number of eligible bachelors to the Kingdom of Corn to debut his three adult children at a debutante ball. Who will win the Rose of Love? Full episode on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/posts/48792038 Branson (@necrobranson) - DM Andrew (@intellegint) - Rowan Astoria Charles (@charlesraustin) - French Fry the Cat Joel (@thevillainjoel) - Sven Leopold Turkoglu Nick (@JucheMane) - Captain Pierre DuPierrot

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0:00.0	You're all currently on a carriage, heading towards Castle Cornwallis, where the
0:07.0	Gentle King Cornwallis rules his vast and mighty kingdom, the Kingdom of Corn.
0:14.0	Gentle King Cornwallis is not called get visitors or guests to his mighty castle in over five years,
0:20.0	and out of the blue, he decided to abruptly
0:22.4	throw a debutante ball for his three adult children. A debutant ball is a big deal in the
0:28.8	kingdom of corn, and you've been lucky enough to get an invite for one reason or another. There are
0:34.2	three debutants, and one of them is a dude, and they all have been bestowed with a rose of love for the evening to be given to those who they wish to marry.
0:44.1	Not only is the rose of love legendarily beautiful, but it has a cold hard cash value of over $100.
0:54.0	Oh. Everyone roll a D20 and if anyone. hold hard cash value of over $100. Whoa.
0:55.1	Everyone roll a D20, and if anyone gets above 15, let me know.
1:02.1	I got a nine.
1:03.2	I got a nine.
1:04.1	I got a four.
1:05.0	I have a ten.
1:06.6	All right.
1:07.0	Andrew is the highest.
1:09.8	We cut to Andrew, who is in his carriage, heading towards Castle Cornwallis.
1:15.9	Are we all in the same carriage or are we all in different carriages?
1:18.7	All in different carriages.
1:19.8	Do we get to decide what our carriage looks like?
1:21.8	Oh, this is opulent.
1:22.6	Oh, you're going to decide what you look like.
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