This is not a bit. I'm not doing a bit. It's exhausting to suggest that I'm doing a bit.

This is Charles from E1 and I'm just doing the thing you have to deal with sometimes now,

where we tell you about the other stuff we're doing. I'm going to put out a self-titled

album as Solips on March 24th, which features a bunch of E1 adjacent musician friends like Dan Beckner, Nate

Ruse, and Robin Hatch, and it's your job to buy it on band camp or listen to it on Spotify or

whatever, or at least lie to me and tell me you did. I'll put the links in the episode

description so that even the average podcast listener who is lower than a dog

and stupider than a worm or dog can find it.

Got it?

Okay.

Now let's do the episode like normal.

We're past the point of no reason.

The following is an archive podcast presented by the Branson and Hudson Foundation for Podcast Recovery.

This podcast is entitled Pleasureman.

It is the first and only episode of the podcast.

Welcome to episode one.

Hello, guys, it's so good to see you.

Come on in. Come on in. Come on in. Watch this. Watch the floor. The floor is new. I'm already recording. I'm already recording. The floor is new, though, so be careful. Take your shoes off, guys. You mind? Take your shoes off. All right. The floor is all brass. It's all brass. So be careful walking on it, okay? It's a little malleable.

So as long as you don't stomp or jump or turn directions too quickly, it should be fine.

So just do me a favor.

And if you guys are walking, just don't change direction in here.

Okay?

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