Welcome to Dungeons and Eagles presents.

Homeward Journey.

They are bound for home.

And by they, I mean all of the cute animals.

The sky is blue.

A Pontiac Aztec rolls through the sparsely populated forests surrounding Bull Cut Mountain,

moving slowly and surely over the dirt road that takes you deeper and deeper into the heart of the wilds.

You all, all the players present today, have been riding along all day with your owners, the Montana family.

The Montana's are your average all-American family, although, canonically, this does not take place in America.

It takes place in a fictional area surrounding Bull Cut Mountain.

I don't want to elaborate on that too much, so I'm hoping I don't get too many questions about

that at this time.

The patriarch of the family is driving with his firm, hairy hand on the wheel.

He is smoking his iconic cigar and listening to Sweet Home Alabama on the radio and humming

along.

Although, canonically, this is in America, you know from the song that there is at least in Alabama.

Again, I don't want to get into it too much at this time.

This man, the patriarch of the family you all belong to, his name is Jim Rayner, Montana.

All right.

And every single time a car passes by his Pontiac Aztec, he points his six-shooter at it.

To his right is the matriarch of the family, Pontiac Montana.

She's a no-nonsense type of businesswoman who is one of the finest fashion designers in the world.

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