180 - Lifeguards [Preview] [Patreon Exclusive]

Episode One

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4.8 • 858 Ratings

🗓️ 3 June 2021

⏱️ 7 minutes

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Head lifeguard Brad Blond (@necrobranson) welcomes lifeguards Brad (@intellegint) and Brad-Brad Bradley (@charlesraustin) for the start of a new summer at the beach. Full episode on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/posts/52074548 GET TIX FOR SATURDAY'S LIVE STREAM: frqncy.live/frqncy1

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0:00.0	You know, not everybody has a surfboard, but everybody does have a computer, which you can use to watch our live stream from New York this Saturday as part of Frequency Fest.
0:19.3	E1 goes on at 1 p.m. Eastern if you have a normal ticket,
0:23.3	and then if you have the backstage ticket thing,
0:25.8	we also have a 75-minute set, I guess,
0:29.1	starting at like 7.30 Eastern,
0:31.3	where we'll just be fucking around and doing some kind of shit on the screen.
0:35.2	So if you're not working on Saturday,
0:38.7	the ticket link is in the episode description. And if you are working, make sure your boss knows about it and maybe your
0:44.1	whole workplace can stream it during a meeting or whatever and you can watch it for free. So
0:48.5	either way, just tell your boss to DM Andrew and figure it out. Okay, bye.
1:01.5	The following is an archive podcast presented by the Branson and Hudson Foundation for Podcast Recovery.
1:04.5	This podcast is entitled Lifeguards.
1:06.8	It is the first and only episode of the podcast.
1:08.9	Welcome to episode one. Hello, what's up?
1:13.6	What's up everybody?
1:15.6	Yo.
1:16.6	Welcome. Lifeguards is the first meeting of the year.
1:21.6	Summer is kicking into full gear.
1:24.6	The beaches are filling up.
1:26.6	It's time for us to get out there and have another kickback into full gear. The beaches are filling up.
1:34.1	It's time for us to get out there and have another kick-ass fucking summer, right?
1:36.1	Y'all know me.
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