Dungeons & Deagles: Escape from Chocolate Hell [Patreon Preview]

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4.8 • 858 Ratings

🗓️ 5 October 2024

⏱️ 21 minutes

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Kensington Clams (Andrew), Chef Aldebert Yummy (Charles), and Evil Dan (Dan Boeckner @d_boeckner) arrive in Chocolate Hell and encounter a variety of dessert-themed demons. Full campaign on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/posts/dungeons-deagles-113420587

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0:00.0	All right, welcome to E1D&Degals presents escape from Chocolate Hell.
0:07.1	I am, of course, your dungeon master, DM Branson here with Charles and Andrew.
0:13.2	And of course, we are joined.
0:14.6	We have the pleasure of being joined by our good friend Dan Beckner.
0:18.1	Dan Beckner.
0:18.9	How are you doing today?
0:20.4	I'm good. I'm very excited to
0:21.6	try and escape from chocolate hell. Now, what do you know about chocolate hell? When I tell you
0:27.1	chocolate hell, what does that make you think? I mean, chocolate hell to me would be a place where, like,
0:32.6	the freak shake had never been invented or I couldn't get, you know, like a six-foot,
0:38.2	tall stack of pancakes covered and melted Reese's pieces.
0:42.1	That would be all.
0:42.7	You'd be wrong because I think they're probably all there.
0:46.4	Unless that's, wait.
0:48.3	Oh, wait, you're wrong.
0:49.4	Or you're right.
0:50.4	I just realized those would be in chocolate heaven.
0:53.0	Hmm.
0:53.4	I don't, Dan, as I understand, you're're doing a 30 minute stand-up set on Smile TV.
0:58.8	I can't wait to hear it.
1:00.2	That's right.
1:00.9	I'm really looking forward to branching out and, you know, just like I love to make people laugh.
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