Dumbest Reason Parents Kicked You Out Of The House

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🗓️ 29 December 2022

⏱️ 6 minutes

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0:00.0	Get it the virtue.
0:01.6	All right, producer Katie, what is going on?
0:04.3	Does somebody got kicked out of the house for a dumb ass reason?
0:07.1	Yeah, well, my best friend's mom is tripping right now.
0:10.8	And I would like to say that my best friend is the perfect child.
0:14.7	She's the child that all parents would want to have race.
0:17.6	And you guys?
0:18.6	Yes, and everyone else is out, too.
0:23.6	What is the definition of perfect child?
0:26.8	Like growing up, she was never the problem child.
0:29.7	She always was respectful of the household and with her mom and stuff like that, she
0:34.6	sweet.
0:35.6	She's kind of like, she's not a problematic child at all.
0:38.8	She never was grown up.
0:39.8	And even now, I'm 20, she's not a problematic or anything like that.
0:42.7	And so I was doing drugs.
0:43.7	She wasn't drinking alcohol.
0:44.7	She wasn't thinking out of the house.
0:46.1	She was getting good grades.
0:47.5	Yeah, all of that.
0:48.5	She's way better than like, she's number one in our group.
0:51.4	Okay.
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