Dumb As A Rock with Skin Cancer
Titus Podcast
Christopher Titus
4.5 • 2.2K Ratings
🗓️ 5 September 2025
⏱️ 75 minutes
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Titus Podcast... SCREAM SANITY!
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| 0:00.0 | You have found the Titus podcast, Armageddon Update, with host Christopher Titus, Rachel Bradley, |
| 0:06.4 | and Ken Hyland. |
| 0:07.4 | And now, here's Christopher Titus with this week's Armageddon Update. |
| 0:16.1 | Everybody, Christopher Titus, and guess what? |
| 0:18.3 | This every week is the Armageddon Update. |
| 0:20.8 | Today, I'd like to talk about stupidity. |
| 0:23.0 | Currently in America, we have people screaming, USA! |
| 0:26.0 | USA! Yet they can't spell USA. |
| 0:29.2 | A chunk of our moronic population have decided that people with an education and |
| 0:33.4 | intelligence are elite. |
| 0:35.3 | I love to poorly educated. |
| 0:37.0 | That science is a scam to kill you, and vaccines not only don't work, but are being used to control you. |
| 0:44.1 | Why control you? |
| 0:49.1 | You work at T.J. Max. |
| 0:52.5 | Yeah, we're stupid as a rock that didn't get its GED. |
| 0:56.0 | Two days ago, I saw a video on my handbrain machine that showed me a 310 mile an hour bullet |
| 1:01.5 | train in Japan. |
| 1:06.2 | They have toilets that wash your ass. |
| 1:11.6 | Then a sex doll so advanced it will fall for divorce from your ex. |
| 1:20.6 | America has fallen behind, world, because education isn't valued here. |
| 1:24.6 | The Illuminati convinced you that book learning and getting smart |
| 1:28.5 | is stupid and ain't worth it. And then they made college so expensive that, well, you have to |
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