You have found the Titus podcast Armageddon Update with host Christopher Titus, Rachel Bradley,

and Ken Hyland. And now, here's Christopher Titus with this week's Armageddon Update.

I'm Christopher Titus, and this is the Armageddon update. Are you people digging the update? Do you like it?

Should we keep doing it? I mean, do you like having a screaming, talking head, yelling the news at you,

and having the arrogance to think that his opinion is the right one? Well, good. You're welcome then.

This week, we had more nightmare from the worst president in American history. Let's start here. Turns out the

birthday card that is in the Epstein book and claimed to be written by Sweet Potato Hitler,

Israel. I know. He lied? What? So the Epstein birthday book was subpoenaed in the birthday card

that he said didn't exist. Did. Duh. Here's the rough version of what was reported originally

by the Wall Street Journal. And here is the actual birthday card. Notice anything? The example

is a picture of a woman. The picture that was actually in the book is a much younger woman.

I just want to go after the pattern of this terminal cancassel on the lip of America. Here's what he does. Part one. It's reported that Trump did something horrible. You know horrible shit that he did. I called soldiers, suckers and losers screwed a porn stalk why his wife is pregnant. Screwed people over at his fake college, then lost the case, lied on his taxes. 30 sexually assaulted and or rape multiple women stole from a kid's cancer charity,

said he wanted to date his daughter.

He lies about everything from his weight to his height,

to his education, to his wealth.

He tried to steal an election and he asked them find 11,780 votes,

then claimed a virus was going to go away like a miracle, took a jet from

Qatar, you know normal president shit. And this is a partial list. Second part of things he does,

the news then loses its mind. They present evidence, video, recordings, witnesses that prove that

the horrible, heinous things that we saw the president and heard him do, he did, because he

fucking did it. Every single fucking one. Part three. Then the head umpalupa and his minions say,

it's a hoax, it's a witch hunt. And he says this while the news is actually playing the video

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