I said to my home boy that I was in cell one day

and he was like, that's not true.

I said, of course it is.

I said, I am celibate and it is very involuntary.

These are, this is what insolentil means.

Involuntary celibate.

Yes.

I would love to be having sex time.

There's nothing better than having your legs in the air.

And yet. Trevor, do you agree? Get up. Can I tell you what's funny is? Tell me. Is that you make me, you made me picture my legs in the air. That's what I hate about what you did to me there. That's what good friends are for. That's what you did to me there. Sure. And you made me. Anytime.

Because you asked it, my first instinct, my first instinct was to defend myself.

But the first thought I had, the first thought I had was me with my own legs in the air.

Whenever I hear something enjoyable, I think of who could enjoy this more?

And my friend comes to mind.

And I'm thinking, look, there's an opportunity for someone's legs who would enjoy who would enjoy this stop talking who would enjoy this more so okay so no no no wait

and I appreciate that about you you are fool so let go back. Your friend is a dumbed-up.

This is What Now with Trevor Noah.

Right. Only difference between me and a Dominican is a boat stop. That's it.

I could have been Mexican. I could have been Dominican. I could have from Costa Rica.

But instead, we landed here. So if I go to any of those diaspora places, no one's questioning my existence. But if I go back to the motherland, all of a sudden this, but what is she doing here? And I'm like, nigger, planes fly daily. That's why I'm here. If you kept quiet and you came to South Africa, no one would know you're not from there. Probably is me keeping quiet. You know that. What do you? Have we met? You've never been to South Africa. Now he was supposed to take me in Roy. Yeah, but what are you? Yeah, what do you mean? What do you mean supposed to? No, no, not you. I'm saying, yeah, no, what do you mean supposed to? You don't, you said to me. You know what I love. Do so I'll let you your sentence. Accus me so that I may respond in the fourth. Because he always says like, you know, like an American black people, we don't have a lot of noises. We do have one. Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah. No, sir. You said, oh, I want to take you. He's talking to me and Roy. But Oh, I would love to take you out of South Africa Roy was like mothers Mothers too, bring everybody All of a sudden this nigga don't call the amnesia talking about he don't remember Telling me, let me say something I always remember when a man tells me something He didn't intend on doing. That's what I would always remember. Something the nigger was really going to do? I don't remember that.

Like what? I don't know, calling me back. I'll always remember that one. Yeah, because I know it's not going to happen. Guys don't call you back? It's very confusing. You see these titties. I don't know what's going on. Very nice.

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