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2 Dope Queens

WNYC Studios

Up, Storytelling, Jessica, Brooklyn, Phoebe, Robinson, Comedy Interviews, Williams, Stand, Dope, Race, Queens, Comedy, Society & Culture

4.8 • 13.1K Ratings

🗓️ 24 May 2016

⏱️ 49 minutes

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Summary

Beatboxing, SoulCycling, Colin Firth, sausages. We've got it all in this clench-worthy episode. Plus, comedian Neel Nanda feeds a woman, Alex Edelman meets the Jewish Santa Claus and Chris Lamberth kicks a girl (chill, she's okay). Do you like podcasts? Do you like this podcast? Then please take our short survey about what you're listening to! It'll help WNYC Studios make even more amazing podcasts. That's a win win. Get tickets to our next live show on WNYC.org/2dopequeens --- Guest Comedians: Neel Nanda (@NeelNanda)Alex Edelman (@Alex_Edelman)Chris Lamberth (@ChrisLamberth) --- Support our work. Become a 2 Dope Queens member today at 2dopequeens.org/donate. --- About the podcast: Join the 2 Dope Queens, Phoebe Robinson and Jessica Williams, along with their favorite comedians, for stories about sex, romance, race, hair journeys, living in New York, and Billy Joel. Plus a whole bunch of other s**t. New episodes every Tuesday. Produced by WNYC Studios www.wnycstudios.org --- Follow 2 Dope Queens on Twitter: @2DopeQueensFollow 2 Dope Queens on Instagram: @2DopeQueensLike 2 Dope Queens on Facebook: www.facebook.com/2DopeQueensFollow 2 Dope Queens on Tumblr: www.2dopequeens.tumblr.com Get tickets to our next live show on WNYC.org/2dopequeens

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0:00.0	You can call your parents by their first names.
0:05.0	Yes, I call them up on my kayak, Octavia.
0:07.0	I call Octavia, I call her Chate-Tay.
0:09.0	That is so like, white girl of you and all of this.
0:12.0	I did. It is very white girl of me.
0:13.0	My parents would kill me.
0:15.0	Yeah, I call her Octavia.
0:17.0	But I also call her Mommy.
0:18.0	Oh.
0:19.0	And I call my dad.
0:20.0	He's good.
0:21.0	I call him Fats.
0:22.0	Fats?
0:23.0	Yeah, he's like not fat.
0:24.0	Like Fats Domino?
0:25.0	Oh, yes, he's me.
0:28.0	Yeah, so I was like, hey, Fats, I don't know.
0:31.0	I just started.
0:32.0	Where did that happen?
0:33.0	I don't know.
0:34.0	It was like, it's a vegan.
0:35.0	I know.
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