It's weird to see Leno not in his element as a host of the show because he's just like telling his own stories and it's not like he doesn't, it seems like he doesn't like doing it. Well, yeah, as we said, they don't like you. I mean, so far, it seems like there's a good, the rapport is fine, you know. It's not particularly warm. I've known you actually a bunch of years since I started doing this show. Okay, he did seem. It was a little bit of an exhausted.

Yep. I know you, unfortunately. Kind of nod there. I actually have talked to you about a lot of things. I never talked to you about... And that's a freaking gasp. Yeah. He doesn't appear particularly happy. Your childhood, because we both come from Boston.

We both come from Boston, and I don't get an image. Were you a comic book guy? My brother was a big comic. See, I was a big Andy comic book? Eh, kind of. Did you ever order things on the back of comics? The X-ray specs, member with the... But this is transparently, like, they... Because, you know, this is what Leno does as a host is that every guest has everything like pre-planned their stories.

And he's doing the same thing, but there's like no magic to it.

There's no like, like, Conan is trying to artfully bring up comic books.

And what just has just like, are you a comic book guy?

Did Conan bring up comic books? No, he was, you think he was going there and Leno cut him off. Yeah, let him cut him. He was like, get to the point, get to the comic book. Talking about Boston and then Lenin's like, you're a comic book guy. Yeah. Just totally jumping on the transit, which was taking a bit too long,

but I think Conan was making it be like,

you remember this great comic book store or something like that. The sea monkeys? Yeah. And the sea monkeys playing the ukull. I got the sea monkeys. Did you? I saw them in the, in the Cub Scout magazine I got, but I never ordered them. Okay. It's crazy. There's like this powder, you get this powder and a fish tank.

Uh-huh.

And you put the powder in the fish tank and the powder is eggs for these little shrimp.

And they're really weird looking, right?

No, they're just little shrimp.

And they just, they're very small. And like, you know, obviously the joke is that they look like little mermaids in the ad,

but they're just like little bugs. Yeah. And then they swim around for like two weeks and then they die. And you throw away the tank. Right, right. And the mom see monkey would have her hair and a flip like Marlowe Thomas, you know, and the kids all me. You ever had an ant farm? No, but lived on, actually committed mass murder of many ants in the neighborhood.

Oh, just like you launch you to the Orthodox Jews.

The last thing I ever ordered from a comic book was something called Monkey in a Teacup.

You know what that is?

Never heard of that one.

Well, in the back of the ad, they showed this little monkey in a teacup doing this, you know, just sitting there.

It was like $4.95, which was a lot of money when you're like 12. So anyway, I order this monkey in a teacup, you know. And I'm waiting. You know, it's like six weeks. When you're a kid, it might as well be a year. So this thing comes in the mail, and it's like this package, like this show.

So I come home one day, and my mother says, there's a package for you on the dining room table mail and it's like this package like this show so I

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