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Welcome to the Absolutely Not Podcast, where we do the most in the least at the same damn time.

I'm your host Heather McMahon.

Ladies and gentlemen, thank you so much for tuning into another episode of the

Absolutely Not Podcast. I'm your host Heather McMahon, come and do you live.

From a hotel room, we're on the road. It's a holiday season. We've we're wrapping up

the end of the farewell tour. When you hear this though, it will be Christmas. It will be next week.

You will have just unwrap gifts. You will have kissed a loved one under mistletoe,

or maybe your weird uncle, Dan. You know what I mean? Maybe he cornered you and you had to look

him in the eyes and go, Hey, Dan, I'm your niece. Enough. Maybe that was your holiday season.

I'm hoping it wasn't, but my holiday season is spent in Mexico, truly doing the least.

I feel like I had a booked and busy very blessed year. And I want to say thank you from the bottom

of my heart. Everybody who came out to shows, everybody who supported me, everybody who tuned

in the today show, y'all don't realize we've literally built a community and I am so unbelievably

grateful. I hope I say it enough, but I truly, truly from the bottom of my heart,

meeting each and every one of you on the road is just, it's just changed my life.

Truly, it's changed my life. And thank you. That's all I can say. Thank you. And I'm sorry if you

were in an uncomfortable situation with one of your uncles, a Christmas. You know, I had a weird

uncle. I don't talk to him anymore. He never did anything like, like, next level creepy, but there was a vibe.

I didn't know if maybe he was demonically possessed. And I can't, we're not close with the family

anymore. So it's not like I'm going to burn bridges, but I had an uncle who had a weird eye.

Who I could have sworn a couple times shot a devilish look at me. You know, I'd walk past him,

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