Hello everybody, it's me again. Just little old me, all by myself, me myself and I.

This week I was supposed to be accompanied by my friend Heidi, who's here visiting, and

side note. She also performed at Coachella last year, so I thought she'd be great to

shed light on DJ James Kennedy's dreams. But we had the most brutal, digestively weekend,

and she's been, for lack of better words, shitting herself all night. Sorry Heidi, too much

information. So what else did I do? Oh my god, I just was eating. I had dim sum. I had duck.

I had teacum. I had every ethnic food possible. And we went, what did we do? Oh on Saturday,

we went to see our friend Thomas Rhett, who's a country artist, he's playing in London. We get

backstage. There are all the drinks in the world, but there are no olives. So because I'm a

psycho path, I pretended to go to the bathroom and ran to two nearby bars to ask if they had

martini olives. They did not. This was a solo mission guys. And I will deny this publicly because

it's so shameful and so embarrassing. And I finally found a bar that had them. I named dropped

because I'm an asshole. And I got to say having famous and or rich friends is something everyone

should look into. I hate 62% of famous people, but everyone I know was lovely and cool and less

arrogant than DJ James Kennedy. And they also totally don't want to be affiliated or named dropped.

So I should probably shut the fuck up. But long story short, I returned with a full jar of olives,

which was, I mean, glory days. So I had a couple martinis. I had six pieces of dominoes

pizza at one o'clock in the morning. And for the past three days, I have been not well digestively

dimensionally. It's been rough. Enough about me and my bowels. Let's talk about Vanderpump rules.

Holy shit, balls. I thank God this show is back. I don't know what the hell I would do with myself.

I don't know what I do with myself when it's not on. It's the best show ever. I really love

when philanthropy and reality television collide. I'm generally not a huge fan of charity.

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