I'm pulling my driveway. We don't know what that means. It's time for another drive to work.

Okay, so today I want to talk about an article. So back in 2002, I was put in charge of trying to create the website.

It's a sort of, Magic didn't really have a, we had a website, but Magic didn't really have a...

We had a website, but we didn't really have, like, daily content.

And so I was given the assignment of putting it together.

I talked about this.

I did a podcast, I believe, on the website.

But anyway, I decided that I was going to write a column,

making magic, a column I still write.

And so I was still trying to find my feed.

I was trying to figure out what kind of stuff I wanted to write about.

And I think the seventh column I ever wrote was a column called When Cards Go Bad.

And somebody had written into me about a question about why we make bad cards.

And so I wrote a whole article about why we make bad cards,

which went on to really be one of the defining articles I originally wrote

that really helped me figure out my voice and the kind of stuff I wanted to write about.

So today I'm revisiting when cards go bad.

I'm going to talk about why we make bad cards.

It is a source of much debate.

People are...

It is something that people always ask.

You know, like, clearly, clearly...

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