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Amy Schumer Presents: 3 Girls, 1 Keith

Drinking and Porn

Amy Schumer Presents: 3 Girls, 1 Keith

Amy Schumer

Comedy, Tv & Film, Society & Culture

42.5K Ratings

🗓️ 1 June 2019

⏱️ 39 minutes

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Summary

The wine flows as the gang chats about blacking out, Bacardi 151 rum, life on the road, and huffing spot remover. Stand-up comedian Dave Attell guests and Lorena Bobbitt is the subject of this week’s Pound It or Pass. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Transcript

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0:00.0

Hey, how you doing? Hey, where you been? Three girls talking about a lot of love and sin

0:09.4

And there's someone sitting next to us who that freaking man, it's who?

0:14.5

Oh, it's King.

0:17.1

Welcome to Three Girls One King. Welcome to Three Girls One King.

0:25.1

See, that fashion trend on trend. See, Bridges is not the only one who could sing.

0:30.9

Rachel and I, my mom's not. Rachel is hung over as hell. And last night we were at a celebration.

0:39.4

And, and, and, and Rachel was like, hey babe, just we're doing the podcast, Marge. You were like,

0:43.1

oh my, yeah, I'm actually not drinking that much. And I was like, okay, and I left at like

0:49.4

nine thirty or forty five or something. And I was like, this is. I was slurring. I'm sure as I was

0:54.0

saying, I'm like, eh, I'm having an eye. I was a drunken smear. That was a, a drinking environment.

0:59.7

With our subject matter today, we need to focus because we're going to all of a lot to say about it.

1:05.6

Oh, shit. Drinking. Oh, yeah. When we have to open a bottle of wine, and my sister's like this too,

1:11.9

like Rachel and Kim will just stare at the bottle of wine, like hoping, willing it to open.

1:18.4

I try to learn wine, but I'm pretty worthless. Like, I'll take a sip. I try to use wine words. I'm like,

1:23.1

I feel notes of summer. If you have a corked wine or an expired wine, give it to Rachel as a gift.

1:31.2

And she will not know. Oh, very high and beautiful snout on this. We can't. We think we should

1:38.4

decant it. I'm the person that always takes home that, you know, when you get a gift bag of like

1:43.3

chocolate vodka or whatever, I'll take it. I'll take your eat all yours. I was having like a little

1:48.0

mixer and there was Rachel over there reaching for the chocolate vodka. Everything you're not

1:54.3

supposed to do just pouring sugar in my dumb face. I remember when I drank out of a pineapple with a

1:59.7

face on it. I ordered like a Tito's and vodka ones. I remember like a Tito's and vodka.

2:06.0

I'm so dumb. What about you drinking? A lot of Irish whiskey. You're a really good drinker.

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