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Amy Schumer Presents: 3 Girls, 1 Keith

Family Torture

Amy Schumer Presents: 3 Girls, 1 Keith

Amy Schumer

Comedy, Tv & Film, Society & Culture

42.5K Ratings

🗓️ 1 June 2019

⏱️ 29 minutes

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Summary

When Amy and friends talk family, it involves rehab, DUIs, and shotguns. Cole Escola, actor, singer and the one who plays Bridget’s aborted fetus onstage, joins this week. And of course, the group unanimously agrees to Pound It on Cole’s dying dad. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0

Hey, how you doing? Hey, where you been? Three girls talking about a lot of love and sin. And there's someone sitting next to us who that freaking man is who?

0:14.0

Oh, it's king.

0:18.0

All right, ooh, everyone's settling into their podcast chats.

0:25.0

That's Scottish. I feel real good right now. Do you feel good, Keith? Oh, I feel great.

0:30.0

Baby boy, I'm so excited about that. Oh, delicious.

0:36.0

Keith, do you want to lead us in the podcast prayer?

0:39.0

Lord, bless this podcast like never before.

0:44.0

Lord, make this podcast special in the name of the one and only Jesus Christ. Amen.

0:54.0

Amen. Amen.

0:59.0

Today we were going to talk about our families a little bit and how our families fueled us as artists and how they feel about us performing now.

1:08.0

My dad is so funny. He's still hilarious. He just, and I think a lot of what's so funny about him is these little intricacies.

1:16.0

Like if someone would sneeze in a restaurant, it was just like, oh my god, you know, he would lose it and I would think it's kind of funny.

1:22.0

And I feel like I'm such a combination of really my mom and her passive aggressiveness and being like playing the like kind of silly victim, like the wide eyed, like doesn't know what's happening.

1:32.0

I really, you know, I feel like my performing is a product of both of them.

1:37.0

My grandma would tell me like she was really funny, but she was really sarcastic and my aunt, I remember her interviewing my grandmother on her deathbed.

1:44.0

She just interviewed her about her life and it's hysterical to interview. Like it's so funny.

1:49.0

There's moments where my aunt who's also pretty funny, but she was trying to be kind of gentle with my grandmother.

1:53.0

And she's like, now when your brother came back from the war, he was, he was different. She's like, well, he was crazy.

1:58.0

He's nuts.

1:59.0

Came back, shit, how snuts they all did.

2:02.0

She was just so funny like that. She was just saying exactly the truth.

2:06.0

Yeah. She had this guy take care of her helper on her house and she goes, just think about him hanging up my big fat drawers, my disgusting underwear.

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