Worthless People

Amy Schumer Presents: 3 Girls, 1 Keith

Amy Schumer

Comedy, Tv & Film, Society & Culture

4 • 2.5K Ratings

🗓️ 1 June 2019

⏱️ 44 minutes

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Summary

Amy and the gang are back, and they’re more worthless than ever. On the season 2 premiere, Nobel Peace Prize nominee Amanda Nguyen joins. They talk about “The Bachelorette,” the time Amy stole an all-white pantsuit, and writing laws to protect sexual assault survivors. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0	Hey, how you doing? Hey, where you been?
0:06.0	Three girls talking about a lot of love and sin
0:09.0	And there's someone sitting next to us
0:12.0	Who that freaking man is, ooh!
0:14.0	Oh, oh!
0:16.0	It's king!
0:18.0	Guys, welcome to Three Girls One Keith. We're back!
0:23.0	Yes! Yes!
0:25.0	Oh, it's gonna be back. Oh, my God.
0:27.0	It is, it's good.
0:29.0	Oh, are we getting pushed nasty?
0:31.0	Right at night, am I bad? Just don't fight ya.
0:34.0	It's right at night, am I bad? Just don't fight.
0:37.0	Can I say that my dick is on fire?
0:39.0	Not anymore. No. This is a tough time for us.
0:42.0	You had 2000 years to do it, now your time is up.
0:45.0	Wait, what did you say Keith when you heard about the time's up movement?
0:48.0	I need 10 more minutes.
0:51.0	You said, time's up, come on! Give me 10 more minutes!
0:54.0	Oh, my God.
0:56.0	That is hilarious.
0:58.0	A couple more minutes, Keith said.
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