Welcome to this episode of Emergence the Intercom. Today we talk about why is the poop pressing

so hard against my butt hole right now. You know what's crazy is I took my perbiotic and then

immediately that happened but I think what spiked that is the anxiety I felt when I shattered my

second mason jar of the day. What is a galore? I have no idea. I have no idea. I have to go.

I don't know what a mason jar is. I'm sorry I literally don't know what a mason jar is.

I wish I had this shirt. You pulled my hair. I was just in you literally on little sister

about this week because I'm just chilling in my bed on my iPhone and in you will like literally

hobble into my room like playing the loudest fucking sounds from her phone computer iPad whatever it is

and just lay on my bed for hours and I would like to say that I wish I could say it was annoying

but it is so cute and endearing that and I love it so much that when you leave I get sad but

yesterday when she left as she was walking out she like grabbed my leg hair and just pulled it

and we never said anything about it but that hurt so bad. I was like literally why did she do that

but just that's what you get for watching the worst show ever and actually freaking out about it

like you're just been watching like binging I haven't seen Drew in the rest of the house all week

because he goes in his room and turns on his iPad and bitches what he claims is one of the worst

shows he's ever seen but he literally like cannot stop watching it. I can't it's so hard to like stop

it's umbrella academy but it's just that's the thing about you is you can dedicate your time to

something you hate and I appreciate that that's something I love about you is like even though like

you hate things like you'll dedicate way too much time to that. You know what I love about you

is when you let your anxiety win it's just so powerful. Oh and then I like freak out and go silent.

Well we're just twins in that way. Yeah we both do it. I did that yesterday to Drew I had one of my like

meltdowns meltdowns and then into silence and then by the time we got home I was like

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