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Hey, it's Sam with a quick little show announcement. As you may know, I've been running my hour, trying to, you know, really figure it out. And so I've been doing it in New York and L.A. And all those dates have sold out. So I've decided to add one more New York date and one more L.A. date. So in New York, I'll be at Union Hall on May 3rd. That's a Sunday. And then in LA,

I will be at Lyric Hyperion on May 14th. That's a Thursday. So I would simply love to see you there.

I've been really having a good time doing this. And I appreciate you guys coming out and make me

not like a fucking idiot. Okay, enjoy the episode. Bye. Podcast starts now. What is up everyone around the globe? You're listening to Stradio Lab. And we were just talking about this thing. I almost want to just like start talking. Okay. Because we were actually in an amazing flow state. Okay. Yeah. We were talking about the thing.

Just go.

My favorite thing that Gayguaries do, first of all, please welcome our guest, Jay Jordan. Fowed out. And this is not about me, by the way. We weren't talking about me. Sorry, that makes it seem like it is. His special yes, ma'am, is streaming on Hulu. Yes. I just wanted you to be able to talk

because you were allowed to speak before

and now you weren't and it didn't feel right.

Yeah, usually we do an intro and then bring in a guest, but we cannot. No, but we've all seen the podcast and heard the podcast where you go, y'all have been talking for 20 minutes. Who's this person giggling in the background? There's a third laugh. There's a third laugh. And so we were talking about this thing that is my favorite type of crash out is when a gay guy who posts almost all the time very sexy pics of themselves also has like, specifically I like it when they have a visual art career. Yeah, yeah. And they then are like they post their visual art and then they get mad because it only gets 150 likes. Yeah. And they'll post the stories being like, so when I post my body, it gets 2,000 likes. And when I post my art, it only gets 150 likes. This is what's wrong with our community. And Sam, the art is always a collage. It's always a collage that looks like a ransom letter. I go, that's definitely the O from a Vogue magazine.

And there's like references to like Pokemon somewhere in there.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Pokemon.

Very, my husband was playing Pokemon, Pocopia this morning.

Yeah.

And I played Pokemon Z-A last night.

Pokemon, fully gay.

Fully gay now that when gay guys don't know about Pokemon, it was like when that period of time when someone be like, you don't know your star signs. That's what Pokemon feels like to me. This is tough. Are you not, are y'all not trainers? I was. You were a Pokemon trainer? I was deep into it. But Pokemon the franchise and sorry to alienate George, he does not know anything about this. Well, because George has books, he got to read. Oh my God, I knew. I knew it was going to, I knew that was going to be the angle. No. And books to write. To be clear. He's too busy being in the theater. It's actually even worse. It's like... It's too busy being in the theater. No, it's even worse. It's like when other people are being video games, I'm just scrolling Instagram. Yeah, yeah. Because everyone has the time that they're doing something kind of like mindless and sort of passive. And I, you know, my hobby, my like mindless hobbies are basically just scrolling the internet.

Like it's, or it's like learning about a sort of argument that is happening outside of my world and being like, okay, got it.

So someone wrote something that shades this drag queen and then she said this on a podcast. then i will spend like 45 minutes learning that that time i could be using training Pokemon yeah and that's different than my reading

time or than my theater time so i wish i wish i was training Pokemon you're a lotted reading

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