Down Time, Alternate Mixes, Witch Sex | Monday Morning Podcast 12-22-25

Monday Morning Podcast

All Things Comedy

Comedy

4.8 • 32.8K Ratings

🗓️ 22 December 2025

⏱️ 61 minutes

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Summary

Bill rambles about down time, alternate mixes of songs, and the pros of having sex with a witch.

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Transcript

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0:00.0	Hey guys, it's Kamel Anjiani.
0:02.1	My new stand-up special Night Thoughts is now streaming on Hulu.
0:06.0	I promise you're going to laugh.
0:07.8	I am an immigrant.
0:09.5	Are there any other immigrants here?
0:13.6	Okay, what you can't do is point at someone else.
0:18.6	My Thoughts is now streaming on Hulu and Hulu on Disney Plus for bundle subscribers.
0:24.4	Terms apply.
0:25.3	That wasn't my call.
0:26.2	If it was my call, terms would not apply, but it's not my call.
0:28.9	Terms apply.
0:31.1	Hey, what's going on?
0:32.4	It's Bill Byrne.
0:33.1	It's time for the Monday morning podcast.
0:34.7	For Monday, December 22nd, 2022.
0:39.7	What's going on?
0:41.0	How are you?
0:44.3	How's it going?
0:46.8	Three days before Christmas.
0:49.9	Let me ask you this.
0:50.9	What do you think about people that send gifts to your kids and they're not wrapped?
0:55.6	You know what I mean? It's just like, what the f? You gave me a job, man. No, it's fine. Most of them came wrapped.
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