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Hello, bien-inido, bonjourno, my gente.

Welcome one and all to a brand spanking new episode, fresh out the oven, ready for you to feast on of the low-life podcast.

I'm your flaming hot and spicy, seasonally depressed, white wine drinking, talkie finger licking, ice coffee sipping,

Easter egg hunting, hot mess of a host, Lorenzo von Arroomph.

And I'm so happy to be here with you today. There is no place I'd rather be than right here

in this moment with you right now. I hope you're having a beautiful day and a great week so far.

But if you're going through it right now and you're feeling stressed out, anxious, depressed, overwhelmed, you're in a funk.

You're just in a weird headspace and you need to escape for an hour, treat your ear holes to some joy. Don't you worry, boo-boo. Don't you fret. You have come to the right place. We're about to turn that frown upside down. You are in for such a treat on this episode. and if you're new to this podcast,

olaputa,

bienvenitos,

welcome to the Hot Mess Express.

You have picked the right episode

to come on board for because such a treat on this episode. And if you're new to this podcast, hola puta, bienvenitos, welcome to the Hot Mess Express. You have picked the right episode

to come on board for because these guests are so close to my heart. This is one of my

favorite conversations I've ever had on the podcast. I absolutely love these people,

love this conversation. It's a very impactful one. You're here for a reason. You will not be disappointed with this one. Before we get into this week's very special episode, let's talk about mental health. I love to rate my mental health on a scale of one to ten. I'm very curious to know, where are you at on the scale right now? One being bottom of the barrel, 5150, you're really struggling with your mental health. 10 being euphoric bliss. You've never felt better. You're on cloud nine. You're out sipping my ties on a beach somewhere. Where are you on that scale right now if you had to rate your mental health? For me personally, I'm going to rate my mental health a solid 8.9 out of 10. I'm feeling pretty damn good. I'm actually really surprised by that number because it's super high for me. It hasn't been that high in years, it feels like. So I'm going to ride this to the wheels fall off, baby. I'm feeling pretty damn good. I'm grounded. I'm feeling happy. It is my favorite season, though. Easter time, it's spring. The birds are chirping, the bees are buzzing,

my cheeks are clapping, and I got my booty shorts on. I'm getting that vitamin D outside,

enjoying that sunshine, which is so good for the soul. It is a mental health game changer. And I love

the season of spring and Easter. And it's airy season. Shout out to my Aries, Kings and Queens.

Happy birthday, Feliz, compilions to you. I'm celebrating Jesse Jay's birthday tonight. We Shout out to my Aries, Kings and Queens. Happy birthday, Feliz Complianos to you.

I'm celebrating Jesse Jay's birthday tonight. We're going to Universal Studios and having some fun in Harry Potterland.

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