Hello and welcome to Dopey, the podcast about addiction and other dumb shit.

My name is Dave and my name is Chris and here we are in the scenic Lower East Side of

Manhattan in my lovely apartment.

Dave just told me this show is all about energy and then I need to pay attention.

Well it's true.

The show is about drugs, dumb shit and energy.

And one thing that I really wanted to talk about.

Dave is feeding me sugar.

Yeah I'm giving Chris sugar so he stays awake and energized and I just hope it doesn't

backfire because I see this energy growing in his face.

He's got this mischievous look that I'm sure it's just like when he looks like when

he smokes crack.

No I'm good.

You know it's funny because so many people out there are like, yo he's not crack but

those people don't know what it's like to me on crack.

No.

I didn't have a grin when I smoked crack.

What would happen is I would use a shoe coke and I would go around and I would look like

over like Dave has some blinds behind him and there's literally like a crack that is

a couple centimeters wide and I would go there and I'd start trying to cover up the

crack.

I remember actually I shot meth ones in a hotel, a motel with a girlfriend who didn't

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