Hello and welcome back to Dopey, the podcast about drugs, addiction and dumb shit.

I'm Dave and I'm Chris and we haven't recorded Dopey in a long time.

Are you sure you're not going to hear the the trucks and stuff outside?

Maybe they will. I don't care.

You need your nicotine.

Yeah I'm smoking a cigarette on Dopey.

Dave is a heathen.

He's smoking a cigarette in the middle of his room and all he does is open the sliding door.

Where the wind blows in.

But then there's a window in the kitchen where the wind blows out.

Is it worth it?

Yeah.

Did you smell cigarettes when you came out?

I didn't.

No you didn't.

I have almost no sense of smell.

But on Dave's heathenery I will also say that he just ate, he said he needed sweets,

chocolate in particular.

Yes.

And he just ate honey bunches of oats with his dirty little hands out of the box.

And the box he just revealed is over two years old?

Well let's see.

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