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Dopey: On the Dark Comedy of Drug Addiction

Dopey21: Piss Pants, Tanning, Narcotics Anonymous

Dopey: On the Dark Comedy of Drug Addiction

Dave & Chris

Comedy, Mental Health, Alternative Health, Health & Fitness

4.82.9K Ratings

🗓️ 11 April 2016

⏱️ 30 minutes

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Summary

The Time Chris Pissed his Pants and Used a Tanning Bed to Dry Them Off

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0:00.0

I

0:15.0

Before I talk

0:18.0

Why not because Chris is so crazy Chris is crazy Chris you're crazy

0:23.2

I'm not good. You need to say we're gonna report sick so we can do for yes, that's your logic

0:27.8

We can't just say we'll do for it. It's called overshooting just so you know

0:32.3

When Chris well, that was your trade secret you didn't want them to reveal was that we record many in a row

0:37.7

They know they know everything

0:41.2

When you haven't even introduced the show yet. Hello. Welcome to doby the recorded retarded

0:47.5

Podcast about recovery and dump shit on day. Chris Chris is a day. What you're fucked up

0:54.1

Why is his head it was that episode of girls I feel like see make a VD no

0:59.6

I just ate problem, but before you ate you were just hungry

1:04.1

Dude, it was that episode of girls it took a lot out of me that episode of girls was the best episode of girls in the history of girls

1:12.1

Yeah, it was heavy man heavy shit

1:14.7

It was so good and just in case you know

1:19.1

I don't care about spoiling girls for any of you. I more care that it's gonna be out there that we like girls

1:24.8

Chris doesn't like girls. I I like it. I don't watch it you watch it. I watch it

1:29.9

No, do you watch it he hadn't recorded on his TV. Oh, so that's how much he likes it. I watch it

1:35.0

Who fuck uses TV? Oh, it's all available with the push of button now. Why are you judging me for my DVR activity?

1:42.3

We're switching it up right now because you constantly judge me and decide I'm not gonna bust back

1:47.8

I'm gonna shoot first. Okay. I'm gonna say this. I don't like girls, but I watch it

1:53.4

Number one, number two this episode of girls was amazing agreed agreed

1:59.1

We open up with Marnie and her new fucking bag husband

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