Hello, are you a scumbag junkie or some worthless coquette booze bag loser with little to

know hope left or maybe you're a stoner scrambling around all day hopelessly from one hit to the next

hoping your buddy still has their sweet connect to that fire shit is your life in the toilet well

don't fret we have good news we have a ticket out of this life of restlessness irritability and

discontentment now I know what you're thinking another detox another rehab fucking AA meetings nope

it's something new and now I know you dumb new school kids in the back are like it's crap

I'm or kava or melatonin or some shit no no no and before you ask no it is not some outpatient

program where you sit around with other losers and lament all the dumb shit you've done no our

solution is finally easy really easy just plant your dumbass in front of the computer and listen to

dopey the podcast about drugs addiction and dumb shit that's right listen to 24 to 36 hours straight

and watch your cravings just melt away that's right dopey on the dark comedy of drug addiction it's

free and it works next time you have a craving don't call the man tune into dopey note side effects of

dopey may include stupidity restless like syndrome compulsivity the chocolate and the need to say

tutels also dopey will not cure any sort of actual withdrawal or any symptom of drug addiction

alcoholism or craving if you feel any actual symptoms or hopelessness you should probably check

into detox or find the nearest meeting thank you and here's Dave and Chris I like it thanks Ben

I like it thank you Ben thanks Ben yeah you like it you came up with that on the train yeah it's

good man yeah we're gonna start out I know why my favorite line is the stoner scrambling around

the line I just like the word scrambling I I wanted the only the only if I was to critique myself

I would say I wanted to say dopey at least four more times yet why you could have cut off the last

I think 20 seconds or so you don't like the little warning thing I like the warning the warning

was originally my idea remember I was like we should get a voiceover guy to do all to talk for

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