Dopey119: Expressing Sammy's Anal Glands, 3 Cars Crashed in One Day, Puking Donuts, Shooting Cocaine, Fentanyl, Dave's Dad

Dopey: On the Dark Comedy of Drug Addiction and Recovery

Dave & Chris

Comedy, Health & Fitness, Health & Fitness:mental Health, Mental Health, Alternative Health

4.8 • 2.8K Ratings

🗓️ 10 February 2018

⏱️ 85 minutes

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Summary

Chris' friend, Laura, calls in and tells us about one of her last using days; she shot cocaine while driving and got into three accidents in a single day. Laura also tells us how she stays sober today. Dave's dad comes on the show for a bit and shares some of the darker moments from Dave's past. Chris talks about expressing his dog's anal glands. We play a voice memo about puking donuts while high. Lastly, we play a new song by Cormac, "Restless."

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0:00.0	Hello, are you a scumbag junkie or some worthless coquette booze bag loser with little to
0:25.0	know hope left or maybe you're a stoner scrambling around all day hopelessly from one hit to the next
0:31.2	hoping your buddy still has their sweet connect to that fire shit is your life in the toilet well
0:37.2	don't fret we have good news we have a ticket out of this life of restlessness irritability and
0:42.7	discontentment now I know what you're thinking another detox another rehab fucking AA meetings nope
0:49.6	it's something new and now I know you dumb new school kids in the back are like it's crap
0:54.0	I'm or kava or melatonin or some shit no no no and before you ask no it is not some outpatient
1:00.2	program where you sit around with other losers and lament all the dumb shit you've done no our
1:04.5	solution is finally easy really easy just plant your dumbass in front of the computer and listen to
1:10.4	dopey the podcast about drugs addiction and dumb shit that's right listen to 24 to 36 hours straight
1:17.5	and watch your cravings just melt away that's right dopey on the dark comedy of drug addiction it's
1:23.5	free and it works next time you have a craving don't call the man tune into dopey note side effects of
1:29.7	dopey may include stupidity restless like syndrome compulsivity the chocolate and the need to say
1:33.8	tutels also dopey will not cure any sort of actual withdrawal or any symptom of drug addiction
1:38.4	alcoholism or craving if you feel any actual symptoms or hopelessness you should probably check
1:43.3	into detox or find the nearest meeting thank you and here's Dave and Chris I like it thanks Ben
1:49.1	I like it thank you Ben thanks Ben yeah you like it you came up with that on the train yeah it's
1:55.6	good man yeah we're gonna start out I know why my favorite line is the stoner scrambling around
2:00.8	the line I just like the word scrambling I I wanted the only the only if I was to critique myself
2:07.6	I would say I wanted to say dopey at least four more times yet why you could have cut off the last
2:13.2	I think 20 seconds or so you don't like the little warning thing I like the warning the warning
2:18.0	was originally my idea remember I was like we should get a voiceover guy to do all to talk for
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