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Askimos, and any and all other members of the Dopey Nation. Welcome to Dopey, the podcast on drug addiction and dumb shit, and here's Dave and Chris.

Hello and welcome to Dopey Podcasts about drug addiction and dumb shit. I'm Dave. We don't have to do that anymore. I don't want to throw you for a loop. I want to give you a little treat. I figured you'd like that. You love it when we do that. I'm Chris. I'm so glad. So yeah, we're in the luxurious Hamptons, which I love. I think we do probably our best work here. Snowden. Snowden. Edward Snowden. We got Sammy over here.

We got the dog, and I got Sammy as my girlfriend's dog, and he's afraid of the guitar. He's also afraid of the guitar.

You know, there's a fright in the death. He just ran away. He's afraid of the guitar. He's also afraid we learned from New Year's. Those little tweet things. This guy's...

The whole noise maker.

No, he's makers. These guys... He's terrified of that. So we've just saved it since New Year's and whenever he's a bad dog. I just... I don't get to blow it. I don't get enough to make the noise.

I just put it in my mouth and he runs away. He's a bad dog. He's a great dog. But I think we do our best work.

That is a good boy. We see it. He's a good boy. We do our best work in the Hamptons. I stand by that. You think so?

I do, because there's a lot of reasons. You want another reason? Acoustics? Acoustics are very good. Acoustics are good. I feel wealthy when I'm here.

Chris has... His mother actually has like really... Most of the art is really, really nice.

She's very good taste in the decorating.

There's a painting of a chair, but the chair isn't a chair. The chair is hundreds of tiny chicks. Like little chicks. Like little hot women.

Oh, like little chickens. And the kitchen is so open and stainless steel.

And the living room... or the back porch is this glassed-in room in the front. It's just beautiful. And it makes me feel wealthy. And we're unencumbered.

And I haven't worked all day. And usually we do it during the day or even in the evening. But there's no fucking food.

Do you have your work tonight? No.

No. No. No. Just a lucky. But there's no food.

Yeah, there's ravioli. You don't want my ravioli's.

You weren't going to make it. I had to throw some water on. We should have. It's too late now.

And I've gorged on chocolate and graham crackers.

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