Dopey120: Dopey Interns, Peter Gatien, Xanax Blackout, Q and A, Whitelamborghinicountach

Dopey: On the Dark Comedy of Drug Addiction

Dave & Chris

Comedy, Mental Health, Alternative Health, Health & Fitness

4.8 • 2.9K Ratings

🗓️ 17 February 2018

⏱️ 96 minutes

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Summary

Alana, aka whitelamborghinicountach aka hotgirlfuckedbylife, calls in again and tells us about the time she did drugs all night at Peter Gatien’s house. We sing “Bad Card” by Bob Marley, and answer questions posted on instagram. Our new Dopey interns, Melanie and Tim, call in and tell us a bit about themselves. We play a voice memo from Chris about blacking out on benzos.

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0:00.0	Hello, are you a scumbag junkie or some worthless coquette booze bag loser with little to
0:24.9	know hope left or maybe you're a stoner scrambling around all day hopelessly from one hit to the next
0:31.2	hoping your buddy still has their sweet connect to that fire shit is your life in the toilet
0:36.8	well don't fret we have good news we have a ticket out of this life of restlessness
0:41.7	irritability and discontentment now I know what you're thinking another detox another rehab
0:47.3	fucking AA meetings nope it's something new and now I know you dumb new school kids in the back are
0:53.1	like it's crap or kava or melatonin or some shit no no no and before you ask no it is not
0:59.2	some outpatient program where you sit around with other losers and lament all the dumb shit you've
1:03.5	done no our solution is finally easy really easy just plant your dumbass in front of the computer
1:09.4	and listen to dope the podcast about drugs addiction and dumb shit that's right listen to 24 to 36
1:16.6	hours straight and watch your cravings just melt away that's right dope on the dark comedy of
1:22.2	drug addiction it's free and it works next time you have a craving don't call the man tune in to dope
1:28.5	note side effects of dopey may include stupidity restless like syndrome compulsivity to eat chocolate
1:33.0	and the need to say toodles also dopey will not cure any sort of actual withdrawal or any symptom
1:37.6	of drug addiction alcoholism or craving if you feel any actual symptoms or hopelessness you should
1:42.4	probably check into detox or find the nearest meeting thank you and here's Dave and Chris
1:48.1	hello and welcome to dope the podcast about drugs addiction and dumb shit my name is Chris
1:53.8	how are you doing Chris this is Dave talking we're gonna play the intro right man
1:58.4	let's do it the intro no i'm in control so you want to do that same intro which intro the second
2:04.4	one the new one the new one so now you're gonna do that new one for the next the next bunch of
2:09.6	episodes until see i'm gonna have to have them record three intros from now on because you can
2:14.7	handle i love that it makes us feel official so you're gonna use that one you can use the old one
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