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Distorted View Daily

Don’t Wire Money To An Astronaut Stuck In Space

Distorted View Daily

Tim Henson

Comedy Fiction, Society & Culture, Relationships, Personal Journals, Improv, Fiction, Comedy

4.81.1K Ratings

🗓️ 11 October 2022

⏱️ 51 minutes

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Summary

ON TODAY’S SHOW Introduction 0:00.000 Meade’s Stream Went Off The Rails 2:00.884 Psychotic Woman With A Cat Scratch Tree And Knife 18:04.780 Causing A Huge Scene At A Funeral 21:14.682 Sign Up For The Sideshow 23:16.283 Breaking Your Back At Twitchcon 24:48.269 The Newest Romance Scam: Intergalactic Love 32:08.835 Getting F’ed (Over) At The Strip Club 36:49.950 Voicemails: 206-666-4463 / Ending 42:53.214 Have Your Voicemail Played On The Show E-mail: [email protected] – Say hi, suggest news stories, videos, audio, etc. Discord: The […]

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0:00.0

Hey Franks, it's Tuesday October 11th, 2022 coming up on the program today.

0:05.0

Meef Scouton has an epic breakdown during his live stream, plus turning your brother's

0:09.6

funeral into a 1990s episode of Jerry Springer, Twitch is out there trying to paralyze their

0:15.5

streamers, and a broke love sick astronaut is stuck in space.

0:19.8

Storted View Daily, proudly presents Great Moments in Angry Voice Mail.

0:50.0

You don't know what been on a death hospital, and you don't know what I went through.

0:54.2

You'll rather look part of our family. You know what, Max, you understand me, you're

1:00.0

practical. Now, you walk in there, you walk in there, and you will see, I'll tell you what,

1:06.0

I don't know if you've had any feelings for me or Mary, or any of my kids, or anybody

1:11.1

dies, keep your asses away. You and that poor Randy, that used to be a little poor,

1:17.2

when she was 12 years old. She was fucking a cable, every day, fucking guys, how do you

1:23.4

like that, Julie? She was doing a lot of jobs. Yeah, and that's a fact, that is a fact.

1:31.2

She's a little poor, and she's serious, and you won't say you're just a big fat, awful poor,

1:38.4

you see it in the Amazon. She was doing TTS, but you still can do it.

1:47.2

Crystal Matthews is up here by the home.

1:49.2

Not you, if you're not from Palm Beach County.

1:52.0

And I love the app case of semen in my mouth.

1:54.3

Christian now fears his flatulence. Stuff my fucking asshole.

1:58.1

That's it. Stuff the fucking shit box.

2:01.0

Yes, everybody, Dimension, back here with you to finally start a brand new week.

2:07.0

Show's got a great episode for you today. We begin. This is going to get absolutely insane.

2:14.8

We start once again with Mead Skeleton.

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