Fetch Me The Royal Poop Knife

Distorted View Daily

Tim Henson

Comedy Fiction, Society & Culture, Relationships, Personal Journals, Improv, Fiction, Comedy

4.8 • 1.1K Ratings

🗓️ 13 October 2022

⏱️ 49 minutes

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ON TODAY’S SHOW Introduction 0:00.000 Meade Explain’s His Trainwreck Livestream 1:58.934 Meade’s Thoughts On The N-Word 4:43.636 Ex-Couples Ask Eachother Uncomfortable Questions 8:27.455 Alex Jones Live Reacts To His Trial Verdict 13:33.946 Testing My Mexican Pizza Idea With Taco Bell Employees Listen And Subscribe To Great Big Pete’s Great Big Pranks Podcast! 19:04.982 Sign Up For The Sideshow! 26:26.032 Dysfunctional Sperm Cocks Up Children 28:30.898 Fetch Me The Royal Poop Knife 34:23.064 Smells Like Elon Musk 38:34.273 Voicemails: 206-666-4463 / […]

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0:00.0	Today's Distorted View Podcast is brought to you by
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0:13.4	From French Kiss to Rim Job, your next date won't know which end is up
0:17.8	But you will
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0:23.4	The toothpaste you can do shwith
0:26.7	Freaks, it's Thursday, October 13th, 2022
0:29.4	Coming up on the program today,
0:30.9	Spurming up lesbians with defective batter
0:33.8	Plus calling Taco Bell to pitch my Mexican pizza idea
0:37.8	Alex Jones reacts to his court case live on his program
0:41.6	And feed suffers from PMS symptoms
0:44.4	All coming up today
0:45.4	One through a part in the car door yet, the policeman will be gone too well
0:57.8	Depend on the amplitude will be gone too swing
1:00.4	Move to the heart of the elephant in the neck rock
1:04.4	Let's run
1:07.4	Everyone knows that I'm lost, most of them do the other hands run
1:12.2	Spind them up on a telesector phone
1:14.7	Lil' y'all on a slight tremble
1:16.7	So I'm lost to close-bomb them
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