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I'm trying to think of a cool way to start today's episode. I don't have one. You're talking into a box bubble.

I am talking to a bubble with one of Gracie's blankets on top of it. That's actually a blanket for human babies.

But wait, you're actually in your new house! Yeah, can you see? Let's see, did she run away? I mean, at my office.

I see that one. Weirdly painted turquoise wall and a giant pillow of Gracie's face. That is actually from Kara, that pillow from a while ago.

And I put it immediately in my office and your pillow is downstairs on the couch. The sequel and Gracie pillow you gave me is in the living room.

I love that. I was thinking about, I saw this meme the other day that was like, it was something like comparing artists to podcasters or like screenwriters,

like how you fret over words. Like, is this even good enough? And then a podcaster was like, so I'm going to the grocery store.

Wait, you hate the grocery store? Oh, wait. And I was thinking about it. I'm like, it's not the goal of what you're saying.

It's the way that we're saying it. And I think that TikTok really hinges on the comfort people feel by watching other people merely exist.

You can call them warriors. You can call them an audience. But like, when you watch TikTok,

it's like, let me show you how I make a comforting cup of soup. And you're just like, yeah, strap in. I want to watch this.

And I feel like a lot of podcast is just like someone that you find funny.

Like, how are they going to talk about the mundane thing that makes you feel seen and also excited? Like what secret am I going to reveal?

And so I didn't do that with the opening of this podcast.

You want to share a new secret every episode? A new secret. Man, I did. I made a TikTok the other day about getting a coffee.

Most people loved it. I'm always shocked how dumb people are. I am endlessly shocked and re-shocked people like,

or you could have just made coffee at home. And I'm like, okay, do you grow coffee beans in your house? Do you never run out of coffee?

The fuck is buyer people so miserable?

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