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The Political Orphanage

Don't Throw Your Kids Over The Fence (Friday Release Valve)

The Political Orphanage

Andrew Heaton

Politics, Comedy, News

4.91000 Ratings

🗓️ 18 December 2020

⏱️ 39 minutes

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Summary

Turner Sparks and Mike Kaplan, hosts of "Lost in America" rejoin the program to explore the week's funniest, underserved headlines. Including: the world's more efficient criminal, why Thai protests are aesthetically superior to all other protests, and novel ways to cook chicken and get arrested for it.

Transcript

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0:00.0

This installment of Friday release valve is brought to you by Horses for the Homeless.

0:08.0

Friends, we've got less than two weeks in 2020 and that means getting your charitable contributions

0:14.6

in under the wire to dodge those taxes. So allow me to recommend an excellent 503bF

0:20.0

equestrian nonprofit. horses for the homeless.

0:23.9

Obviously, being homeless is a tough life.

0:27.2

The lack of certainty, the food insecurity,

0:30.0

all the stress and misery that comes from living on the streets.

0:33.0

But one of the things you may not have considered about homelessness

0:36.0

is the profound lack of horses.

0:39.0

If you're living in a tent or on a park bench,

0:42.0

you don't have access to a stable, let alone a home horse crate.

0:47.0

Fortunately, there's horses for the homeless.

0:50.4

There are over 66,000 homeless people in Los Angeles alone.

0:54.0

And now, thanks to horses for the homeless, there are also 14,000 horses.

1:00.0

If you drive past a tent village or a shantytown wedged under an overpass and

1:05.0

happened to spot a holsted, you can be sure that horses for the homeless made some unfortunate

1:10.0

person's day a little brighter by giving them a horse to love and care for.

1:15.4

The kind-hearted people of horses for the homeless know they can't fix or even alleviate

1:19.7

the national homelessness epidemic. But they do think it's possible to add

1:25.1

thousands upon thousands of horses to the situation. Maybe one day our

1:29.7

leaders will finally quit their partisan bickering and come up with real solutions to help

1:34.2

the unhoused get back on their feet.

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