Oh hello I wasn't expecting you until later. Well come on and grab an eggnog make yourself at home

while we heat up the hot tub. I'm glad you're here for a very snuffy's Christmas. Joy to the world the world the Lord is gone. He's riding from a horse.

Let every shrimp and scar be dished out from a gun.

At snuffies, that's our thing.

In the end we're key.

And then and permanent

see.

Hey y'all, this is Tom Snuffhouser coming to you from the Peating Heart of America

Snuffies Diner on Route 44. I wanted to come on this fine program and tell you a little

bit about Snuffies Diner. You know this time of year at being Christmas and all, you can't

swing a dead cat around Route 44 without hitting yourself either an imitation or an outright

refutation of the

reputation of the pure joy that comes with being served your dinner by a waiter or a waitress on a horse.

This holiday season, Snuffies wants to welcome you to a fine dining experience of equestrian

proportions. Y'all know our wait staff does their work. and people are familiar with our now famous nativity seen on horseback and truly

those folks are doing the Lord's work but it's important to us that you understand

our commitment to the cause so go on down to snuffies for a bite. From now until December 31st we're having

our annual Christmas special, a peanut butter infused burger with our famous unlimited calf fries

on the side. And can you wash all that goodness down with a big tall glass of Diet, Mr. Pib?

Ha! You know you can.

Snuff is on Route 44.

We put the Christ back in Christmas. On a horse, in a diner. Folks it sure is nice of you to join me here for this Christmas special brought to you

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