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Simon Mayo's Confessions

The cat crept in & other tales

Simon Mayo's Confessions

Bauer Media

Comedy

4.91.3K Ratings

🗓️ 17 October 2025

⏱️ 42 minutes

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Summary

Step right into the laughter-filled confessional for another uproarious episode of Simon Mayo's Confessions! Join Father Simon and the lively Confessional Collective as they tackle a medley of amusing, outrageous tales that are sure to keep you grinning.

This week, Alison takes us back to her school days where a cookery lesson went spectacularly awry, involving a mischievous potato and a pot of chutney that may have seen more creative ingredients than usual. Meanwhile, Sybil shares her mishap with a misunderstood bat, Emma is asking for forgiveness for her Ma for a confession involving the pet cat. And Trev recounts the wild coincidence of his daughter meeting a classmate whose house he once photographed on Google Street View!

Have a wild tale of your own? Send it to confessions@greatesthitsradio.co.uk and join the fun!

Transcript

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0:00.0

Strap in.

0:01.2

Ingredients ready.

0:02.6

Get a set.

0:03.5

Ovens on.

0:04.9

Bake!

0:05.4

Paul Pruh, Noel and Alison are back in the tent

0:08.0

with 12 new bakers who are all reaching for the stars.

0:11.5

Not about the baking.

0:12.8

About the vibes.

0:13.9

A new series of the Great British Bake Off on Channel 4.

0:17.5

Stream now.

0:19.7

You can't do much in under five minutes.

0:22.4

Boil an egg.

0:23.4

Sure.

0:24.0

Cook a roast dinner?

0:25.2

No chance.

0:26.4

But comparing car insurance prices with mustard.

0:28.6

com.

0:29.1

com.

0:29.9

Easy.

0:30.9

See what you could save in just a few minutes.

0:33.6

Click mustard.com.

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