"Don’t go cheap on your sex toys"
Never Have I Ever with Joel Dommett & Hannah Cooper
Global
4.7 • 574 Ratings
🗓️ 23 February 2026
⏱️ 45 minutes
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Summary
To Hannah’s delight, Joel recounts an incident involving an ex-girlfriend and a sex toy that almost resulted in a trip to hospital. Stay safe out there guys!
Also, Producer Joe's called on a favour from a therapist mate of his. We have an *actual* professional psychological diagnosis for Joel Dommett. Finally, we will understand the mysterious inner workings of the Dommett-mind... i.e. why Joel's unbearably awkward in small gatherings but more than comfortable telling jokes to thousands of people on stage. You’re welcome.
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| 0:59.7 | Here we are, never have I ever, in Global Towers today, not in the lounge. |
| 1:08.9 | You might hear in your ear holes that it sounds slightly more |
| 1:12.2 | professional than an echoy wooden house. I think I mostly like recording in the studio because |
| 1:18.3 | when we record at home, obviously it's lovely, super comfortable, I think we're more open because |
| 1:24.3 | we forget that we're actually working and recording stuff. So we probably say |
| 1:29.4 | too many intimate things. When we're in studio, it feels more like work. But also, I can get |
| 1:35.3 | producer Joe to get me snacks. Like, like, I feel like, there's a cafeteria. There's no cafeteria |
| 1:42.2 | in our house. No, but I'm always offering Joe, like croissants and coffee and sparkling water. |
| 1:48.2 | Like, you know, I give Joe the treatment and actually, do you know what I've realized? |
| 1:53.5 | I deserve the treatment. |
| 1:55.5 | And so Joe has gone and got me a bag of knockoff off license Harry Bo which I know Harry know |
| 2:03.8 | oh damn it I'm angry I didn't think of that well if you were |
| 2:08.1 | absolutely livid if you were having sugar you would be quick and you would be |
| 2:13.7 | able to make that joke I'm off sugar so I'm I'm just, I just, and I love sugar. |
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